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9/11 Memorial Public Service Announcement

hotel-job:

The 9/11 Memorial is the site of a massive international tragedy.

It is not a tourist attraction.

It should not be third on your list of things to do in New York.

It is not a normal thing to want to see.

Having the desire to buy a 9/11 Memorial t-shirt is a sign of poor character.

If you have…

http://dinosaurusrex.tumblr.com/post/83533170660/stupidswampwitch-masooood-safeidgul-why

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

perryplat:

kermit the frog is a beautiful yet terrifying individual

collaredfrog:

potatolips:

iamallybee:

Muppets Assemble! by MattCarberry

That would mean Janice x Beaker tho. :/

Sweetums Hulk, tho! <3
The Hulk theme song is more fitting for Sweetums than it is for Hulk.Ain’t no monster clown who is as lovable

Are you saying Janice x Beaker would be anything but AWESOME?

collaredfrog:

potatolips:

iamallybee:

Muppets Assemble! by MattCarberry

That would mean Janice x Beaker tho. :/

Sweetums Hulk, tho! <3

The Hulk theme song is more fitting for Sweetums than it is for Hulk.
Ain’t no monster clown who is as lovable

Are you saying Janice x Beaker would be anything but AWESOME?

http://lenniershairlessballs.tumblr.com/post/83450385298/nidhoggnagar-swanjolras-out-of-all-the

nidhoggnagar:

swanjolras:

out of all the aspects of millennial-bashing, i think the one that most confuses me is the “millennials all got trophies as a kid, so now they’re all self-centered narcissists” theory

like— kids are pretty smart, y’all. they can see that every kid on the team…

mitunas-choice-rump:

misterjosephstalinonthedrums:

fragmentsofmysanity:

these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera.

are you fucking kidding me

SHE LIKE FLASHES HER CLAWS IN THE FIRST GIF LIKE BITCH STEP BACK

I had a banh mi for lunch and then I saw this GIF. I’m having the best day ever.

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hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

bootaloo:

oh my god

bootaloo:

oh my god

(Source: hootbird)

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

It seems to me that on one page I recognized a portion of an old diary of mine which mysteriously disappeared shortly after my marriage, and, also, scraps of letters which, though considerably edited, sound to me vaguely familiar. In fact, Mr. Fitzgerald (I believe that is how he spells his name) seems to believe that plagiarism begins at home.

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—Zelda Fitzgerald, in a review of her husband’s book in 1922 (via trishahaddad)

Reminder that F. Scott Fitzgerald stole his wife’s writing, many times, while suppressing her works. See “Save Me the Waltz”, which he forced her to revise so that he could use parts of it in his own book “Tender Is the Night”. And which author do we study in school?

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I didn’t know this.

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He also encouraged her to have affairs so he could use that for inspiration, and when she wanted to leave him for a man she fell in love with, he locked her in their house and wouldn’t let her leave.

When she wanted to publish “Save me the Waltz,” Fitzgerald wrote in his diary about DELIBERATELY trying to TRIGGER her schizophrenic episodes and making her incapable of fighting that battle.

And Fitzgerald scholars KNOW all this.  They write articles about how it was all okay because in the end, it inspired Fitzgerald to write Great Literature.

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knife his corpse

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NEVER READ ANY OF HIS BOOKS AGAIN. AND READ HERS INSTEAD. CONSIGN HIM TO OBLIVION.

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Fuck I didn’t know this fuck ugh god why fuck ugh

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Yep. All true. Learned about his trifling ass studying creative writing and English lit. at CSU. Didn’t read ONE of her books on high school, yet we’re taught how amazing and talented he was. Makes me sick. xBx

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Um. I thought it was common knowledge that he was an asshole?

(via nihilistic-void)

I knew he was an asshole, but not that bad….

(via queerlittlemermaid)

didn’t he also eventually ship her off to an asylum? (Where she died because asylums were horrible places and somebody just left her chained up somewhere while a fire was going on?)

No joke I have an ex who used to counter my Zelda love with “but but but she told Scott his penis was small one time!!!!!” SMDH.

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(Source: trishahaddad.com)